Drive In Sci-Fi: Mesa Of Lost Women (1953)

Censors are wierd. The movies slogan is "have you ever been kissed by a girl like this?", but in the movie the word "kiss" is censored out.
We start with a story of how nature is superior to technology. Two travellers are found in desert and are taken to "amer-exico" hospital. wow the write must have though hes very witty with this one. Turns out the hospital is also oil surveyor office. The man wakes up and tells them the story. Same story the local Mexican knows as a legend. But narrator takes over and begins even before the mans story. Now thats an intrusive narrator, something we could nowadays see in children programs.
Well, some doctor comes to visit a scientist who has caved in inside some desert. literally, he lives in a cave. what he finds is a large cave taken care of by many women. Eventually he meets the real doctor. The doc tells him all he read is true and more, and invites the anthropologist (the one that arrived) to visit his lab. He tells that he managed to make tarantulas as big as humans and learn. then he did the opposite and turned humans into tarantulas. The key is to make humans grow new legs and arms. His goal is immortal female human that has all the goof properties of a spider and is controlled by the scientist.
After seeing this Anthropologist spout biblical nonsense and tells he must destroy the experiment. So they decide to experiment on him instead.
Back to present time we see noone believing the story and putting him into "muerto state mental hospital" Muerto means death in spannish, and no there is no such state for real. There however is a city called Moron.
Cue back to the story of the travellers we met in the beginning, they get to a bar in mexico due to forced plane landing. They are being lured in by thier counterparts that appear to work for the mad doctor. We see a rather long dance sequence, and rather intimidating for these years Hollywood (while such thing would have been nothing in the rest of the world, one must remember that in America they Christianity has caused many troubles including censorship). They get kidnapped by armed guy. He shoots the girl, but she doesn't die, she regenerates and goes away.
They get to the plane and fly, yet they are forced to land again because the engine breaks down again. The whole story seems to follow more of a psycho kidnapper theme than a giant spider human. They hear scream in forest and go investigate. during this whole part there is a single 5 second Mexican music that keeps repeating and repeating and repeating. its not the dread were used to. its whole different kind of dread. They really drag that night scene and even talk crazy.
The movie does seem to be skipping some places, which also explains the 68 minutes length. the woman tells about seeing something but nothing is shown to us. Eventually they get to the mad doctors cave who is controlling everything. They kidnap the crew and this is how the doctor gets them. One of the spiders revolt and the two people escape. This is where it ends.

Story: 3/10. wierdly intolerable.
Acting: 2/10. my table acts better.
Sound: 0/10. Already noted that one. cant get it out of my head. how do i unwatch this?
Sci factor: 1/10. creating human spiders and spider humans? i leave it to spiderman.
Lasting Appeal: 0/10. Mexican desert spiders, without actually seeing spiders.
Overall rating: 1/10.