Off Topic!!

i like this smiley ^^ wish i had a big lol sign on a stick.

lmao oh my, this would have t be your first post wouldn't it

lol yes, yes it would. oh and btw lol, this smiley is called farao, its suposed to be spelt pharaoh

Okay Ginga had an awesome idea here but it didn't quite take off the way it should have.

Okay, you asked for it!
Internet arguing techniques:
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I have unfortunately been exposed to everything on that list.

yeah, a life of a forum moderator is known to me.

Today's Weird Fact:
If a Honey Possum was the size of a human man, it's testicles would be the size of large water-melons.

You've been learned

Today's Awesome Fact

In 1975 Dr. Ben M. Zuckerman of the University of California, discovered beer... IN SPACE!!! More accurately he discovered there is a cloud of alcohol (ethyl alcohol - the happy juice found in beer, wine, and spirits), but don't get the wrong idea, this is nothing like the fluffy white stuff you see in the sky everyday or the stuff you drink in the pub on Friday night. This cloud is freaking huge. How huge? There is a tiny sun in the middle of it! No doubt the drunkest sun known to man.



Still can't grasp the amount of E.T. alcohol? Then here's some numbers for you: The cloud contains enough raw material to produce 400 trillion-trillion pints of beer. How much is a "trillion-trillion" you ask: it's enough to provide 330,000 pints of beer for every person on the planet Earth (each), and you would get another 330,000 pints every day for the next one billion years.

In the words of a famous alcoholic, "I can't feel my liver..."

You've been learned

Cuban Tree Frogs Like to swalling lights for whatever reasong.

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/036/cache/cuban-tree-frog_3627_990x742.jpg

Maybe he thought it was a giant glowbug? That's the kind of stuff you do when you're drunk on space beer.

So you think its a frog-astronaut?

touche

you guys are....ummmmm....crazy......and i love every minute of it

Todays lesson: what not to drive!

Lol at videos.
Btw...
SMILEY LAG

Poor Steve just can't get a break. Well at least he knows his rights.

This is the most insanely awesome 20 minutes you'll ever spend in your life, understanding the language is completely unnecessary to enjoy this extreme amount of awesomeness. Part 2 is the best, but I added part 1 just in case anyone wanted to see it.

this was good, very good. robots ftw.

If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers...

What if people bought cars like they buy computers?

General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers --but imagine if they did...

HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!"

HELPLINE: "Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?"

CUSTOMER: "What's an ignition?"

HELPLINE: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine."

CUSTOMER: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?"
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HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"

HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?"

CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know?"

HELPLINE: "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from 'E' to 'F'. Where is the needle pointing?"

CUSTOMER: "I see an 'E' but no 'F'."

HELPLINE: "You see the 'E' and just to the right is the 'F'.

CUSTOMER: "No, just to the right of the first 'E' is a 'V'.

HELPLINE: "A 'V'?!?"

CUSTOMER: "Yeah, there's a 'C', an 'H', the first 'E', then a 'V', followed by 'R', 'O', 'L' ..."

HELPLINE: "No, no, no sir! That's the front of the car. When you sit behind the steering wheel, that's the panel I'm talking about."

CUSTOMER: "That steering wheel thingy-- Is that the round thing that honks the horn?"

HELPLINE: "Yes, among other things."

CUSTOMER: "The needle's pointing to 'E'. What does that mean?"

HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you."

CUSTOMER: "What? I paid $12,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!"
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HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "Your cars suck!"

HELPLINE: "What's wrong?"

CUSTOMER: "It crashed, that's what went wrong!"

HELPLINE: "What were you doing?"

CUSTOMER: "I wanted to go faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed -- and now it won't even start up!"

HELPLINE: "I'm sorry, sir, but it's your responsibility if you misuse the product."

CUSTOMER: "Misuse it? I was just following this damned manual of yours. It said to make the car go to put the transmission in 'D' and press the accelerator pedal. That's exactly what I did -- now the damn thing's crashed."

HELPLINE: "Did you read the entire operator's manual before operating the car sir?"

CUSTOMER: "What? Of course I did! I told you I did EVERYTHING the manual said and it didn't work!"

HELPLINE: "Didn't you attempt to slow down so you wouldn't crash?"

CUSTOMER: "How do you do THAT?"

HELPLINE: "You said you read the entire manual, sir. It's on page 14. The pedal next to the accelerator."

CUSTOMER: "Well, I don't have all day to sit around and read this manual you know."

HELPLINE: "Of course not. What do you expect us to do about it?"

CUSTOMER: "I want you to send me one of the latest versions that goes fast and won't crash anymore!"
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HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks."

HELPLINE: "Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "How do I work it?"

HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?"

CUSTOMER: "Do I know how to what?"

HELPLINE: "Do you know how to DRIVE?"

CUSTOMER: "I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!"


If People Bought Durniture Like They Buy Computers...

Customer: I'd like to buy a kitchen table.

You: That's fine; we have many styles of kitchen tables, I'm sure you can find one you like.

C: I need one that's 3 feet by 5 feet and has a butcher block top.

Y: Yes, we have a table like that. You can pick it up today.

C: OK, how can I get it back to my house?

Y: Well, it comes disassembled, so you can just put it on a roof rack. We can loan you a roof rack if you don't have one.

C: But how do I get there?

Y: We're just off exit 25 of the Turnpike. Where are you coming from?

C: Wait, wait, you're going way too fast for me. I have a Toyota Celica in my driveway, and the keys are in my hand. What do I do next?

- And, whatever you say at this point, the response is always the same:

C: But all I want is a kitchen table! Why does it have to be so COMPLICATED!

I've been spending some quality time with the WarHammer 40k Retribution BETA.

1. I jizzed my pants
2. Customized my Chaos sorcerer
3. Jizzed my pants
4. Realized I had new units AND my old Champion was transferred from Chaos Rising
5. Jizzed my pants
6. Started a match
7. Jizzed my pants
8. Wife said I can't play anymore unless I wear a baby diaper.

I'm studying the EULA trying to determine if I'm allowed to talk about it in detail and more specifically am I allowed to take screenshots so I can post them here.

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=53

15 bucks an hour? where do i sign?

thats old one but its good one

How NOT to stand up for your cause.