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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:47 pm
RETRIBUTION
Is Upon Us
Strazdas Commander
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:47 am
valgaard Sergeant
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Subject: heya Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:14 am
Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than
all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal
ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
A snail can sleep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with
"MONTH".
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
WoogieMonster Moderator of the army
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:58 pm
That reminded me of this video. It's been updated a few times over the years, but this is the original:
Strazdas Commander
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:40 pm
valgaard wrote:
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
That cannot be true, because our nuclear weapons have enough power to destroy earth 3 times, so that wuld mean that next time hurricane hits, earth is going to be destroyed in 3 minutes 20 seconds, which is no longer than it would take the blasts to destroy earth.
The name the country question that woogie posted, it was england in 1900, now it is Japan, or well, was japan before yesterdays Tsunami.
US being 20th in internet conenction is fine, Luxemburg didnt jsut past them, its been top 1 for at least 3 years, which means this presentation is very old for it to be in 19th place.
As for people registering on websites.... our coutry has rougly 2,8 million people. we have a site one.lt that predates facebook but works in same priciple. there are around 6,5 million people registered there, out of which 5,6 million claim to be lithuanians. the others chose some "unknown" country just for being "cool".
Most of the facts however are well known and most of predictions are... well.... like the usual. it may happen, but the road is much slower than it is though to be. and the information doubling every 72 hours is ridiculous in its own right. if all people woudl write down new imformation for 72 hours striagh they woul not be able to double the current information, so doing that the usual cretive process it woudl take more. it seems to have capped at around 1-2 years and is not speeding up, at least in computers generation. this is a huge problem for me - a person who wants to know it all - because theres so much to do and so little time. 48 hour day wouldnt be enough for me
WoogieMonster Moderator of the army
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:11 pm
Am I just high, or is there some crazy stuff going on with the forums color-scheme since yesterday?
shadow General of the Army
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:45 pm
you could be high my friend, but i have played around with colors a wee bit, i was trying to make it a little friendlier on the eyes, i take it you don't like it then?.
Strazdas Commander
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:26 am
this yellow is... well.... unusual. the blue background whne replying however has to go, much harder to see what you type than on the red one.
btw did you knew zombies are coming? http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html
WoogieMonster Moderator of the army
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:31 am
Aw I like the blue better in the post screen, it is a lot softer on the eyes than the bright red was.
And just to be clear I do not really do drugs, ever ... just a pound of crack at breakfast. Mmm crack.
shadow General of the Army
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:17 am
yeah i also like the blue in the reply screen, the red was way to hard on my eyes, and a couple others also said something as well......
im trying to make it a little easy to view and not so harsh, if you are really against this color i can change it but it wont be going back the that harsh red again.
Strazdas Commander
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:39 pm
Blue is nicer than the Red, howeer white text on light blue background really gives trouble reading it if your on high resolutions.
Now i believe i havent shown you this:
Strazdas Commander
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:53 am
This is amazing lightshow.
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Fri May 20, 2011 8:11 am
In the name of chaos i revive this topic.
WoogieMonster Moderator of the army
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Fri May 20, 2011 9:12 am
I got these in my latest shipment of booze. Normally I don't go for gimmick bottles, but for some reason I just couldn't resist these, especially after I found out that they work like a real fire extinguisher. I have put one in the cooler, but I have no idea how thick the outer canister is, so hopefully it gets cold enough to drink by tomorrow.
Strazdas Commander
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Tue May 24, 2011 11:54 pm
Well thats some killer vodka....
A grade 9 history test question: Give the number of automobiles produced in America during the year of your choice. My answer? 1806: none
Strazdas Commander
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Tue May 31, 2011 6:40 am
Drugs song:
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:17 pm
Crazy norwegians? you havetn seen his yet:
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:25 am
how kittens prepare for world domination
WoogieMonster Moderator of the army
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:49 am
This is how you get a refund from Steam
Strazdas Commander
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:41 pm
haha, thats a nice one. also i agree with your gods opinion about the game.
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:42 am
How to pay with paper:
WoogieMonster Moderator of the army
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:18 pm
Your video has been disabled. Looks like they do not want people sharing it.
Strazdas Commander
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Subject: Re: Off Topic!! Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:19 am
Embbed is disabled press watch on youtube and it will work.